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becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

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infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

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THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

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outonismo:

Mateus William

outonismo:

Mateus William

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advice-animal:

One Of The Most Beautiful Puppies In The Worldhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

One Of The Most Beautiful Puppies In The World
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meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

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franknfuckme:

-Drink every time Brad says “Damn it”
-Drink every time Janet passes out
-Take a shot every time it is suggested that Frank-N-Furter shags someone
-Drink every time Rocky flexes
-Drink every time Riff Raff and Magenta do their “hand shake” thing
-Drink every time you see a motorcycle
-Drink every…

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pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:


pyralspite:


check out this new keyboard i bought


HOW RICH ARE YOU


The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BUT
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?Really? Are you all blind? The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously

ONE is enough

but you have to go and get THREE moniters

why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

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